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basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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favorite line out of the movie omg 


favorite line out of the movie omg 

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  • I have been a vegetarian all my life.
  • I was obsessed with the TV show Charmed for years (okay I still am)
  • I couldn’t live without peanut butter chocolate ice cream or coffee
  • I’ve listened to live music since I was 6 weeks old
  • I broke both of my wrists within two months when I was 8. I was just insanely clumsy.
Words will inspire her.

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girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

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if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

real life plot hole found

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Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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